bio_dave_hingsburgerPlease feel free to make suggestions for changes … I’d like this to be fun and funny and accurate … so I’m open to making changes:

12 Days Dis Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
an apartment I can poo in.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
two grab bars
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
three wide aisles
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Four auto doors
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Five lovely ramps
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Six pubs-a-kessible
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Seven seating options
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Eight clerks with normal voices
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Nine inclusive schools
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Ten roll in showers
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Eleven accessible buses
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
What I really wanted … just one piece of legislation, with teeth, that made these things my rights, not someone’s gifts.